I will be the champion of Operation - erudite_baboon

I had a moment of panic when I noticed that a large crumb of what may be the finest chocolate muffin in London (the rest of the muffin having already been consumed with relish*) had lodged itself betwixt my 'm' key and my spacebar. For a moment I was paralysed with the fear of it being lost forever in the innards of my keyboard, but then the adrenaline kicked in and with preternatural speed I flicked open my pencil case and, using the tips of two pencils with surgical precision, I liberated the chocolatey nugget from it's lexicographical prison. Then I ate it.

I really should have read this first...

* I might not add the relish next time

30.11.06 14:11

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Chintzy / Website (30.11.06 14:35)
It's just you who uses your keyboard is it though? So you'll be just eating your own dirty fingerprintness.
MORE MUFFINS PLEASE.

Oink (30.11.06 15:51)
Baboon is a boy. His hands are bound to be filthy.

Chintzy / Website (30.11.06 15:57)
With mud and jam?
Oh. ew.

erudite baboon / Website (30.11.06 16:17)
and peanut butter.

Oink (30.11.06 16:24)
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you up on something:

"the sexiest thing to come out of wales since leeks" does not refer to me. Instead I get 'fink'. Well I know what I fink, and I fink I'm the sexiest thing to come out of Wales since leeks.

erudite baboon / Website (30.11.06 16:27)
You got 'fink' when I was still slightly miffed at all the people leaving 20six. Now that I no longer give two toots perhaps it's time to give some people kinder sounding links...

Oink (30.11.06 16:30)
and there I was thinking you were calling me something cool like batfink.

and then the urban dictionary put me straight. You're just lucky I don't have a favourite's list, else you'd be in trouble.

Kate / Website (1.12.06 19:49)
I wonder what the ten items could be that the average employee touches every minute... ears? biscuits? crayon?

Euan (20.4.07 01:31)
Where do you buy your muffins from? I find the finest chocolate muffins to be bought in Tesco (in a four pack, not loose) and McDonalds.

To reiterate - four pack, *not loose*. The free range chocolate muffins are hardly muffins at all.

We should compare notes.